I’m in a really weird place right now..

I bit here a bit there and a bit scattered from all the changes that I’ve been through in the past couple of months… I know at the beginning of the year that I felt that this would be a year of change… little did I know that it would be the year of unending change. Stop the world I want to get off.

Do you think white magic works?… I think the power of pig tails is highly under rated… not the ones that are attached to pigs of course… the ones you wear in your hair… ha even writing about them works. I rest my case *mutters to self*

The long weekend is upon us and no plans have been made – bar shopping on Saturday morning… but with pay day landing on Tuesday next week it’s just a bit cruel if you ask me… but that’s what overdrafts are for right?

I’m sitting on a knife edge waiting for my client to decide on a launch date for all the projects that we have launching the week of the 10th. If they choose mid week then I may be granted permission to take a half day off on Friday and leave on my holiday *shock horror- I know I finally booked* I’m heading to Portugal and Maybe Spain! Sio is in Portugal again now... Poor thing… I rang her last night and she told me the most upsetting news… the beloved Oscar (her dog) died… she was in Lisbon for the weekend and she came back to find him dead… She thinks he may have eaten poison or something like that. Poor little oskie… He was such a cool guy.

Hey Oscar we'll miss you big! 

Can you decipher…

Which of the following things have not happened to me in the past few days?

1. Met a 21 year old astrophysicist that can’t ride a bicycle
2. Drank white wine in a poncy wine bar in Parson’s Green
3. Got offered Coke by a 6’5 black drag queen
4. Was invited to the Polish ambassador’s garden party
5. Ate strawberry cheesecake while drinking corona
6. Sat in a hot tub naked in the GE club
7. Flooded my Kitchen
8. Tried on tapered jeans
9. Went to the gym at 6h30 am
10. Listen to 2 massive attack albums back to back

And oh yea... Happy London anniversary to me... no suggestions were made thus no celebrations will be either :(

Ha!